I'm feeling very bored so I decided to post this
What I'll do if I'm to be the president one day
1. If anyone spits on our beautiful ground, I'll have the DNA checked. The one who pits will be jailed for a few days due to destroying our beautiful environment.
2. I'll have every school print their worksheets or whatever on both sides of the paper.
Don't waste paper!
Schools who don't abide will not be given the authorities to buy paper for weeks.
3.Those who litter around everywhere instead of the rubbish bins.
Same, I'll check the finger-prints.
Jailed a few days
4.Wear home clothes to school!
On account that it cannot be too revealing.
Students caught will be given detention.
3 detentions and it'll be school uniform for 'ya!
5. Cannot smoke in the public
Pollute the air and cause harm to everybody
People caught will be fined $1000
6. There'll be police dressed up in casual clothings patrolling Singapore to make sure everyone abides by the rules
7. No dangerous objects allowed in public unless you are a chef or police.
People caught with them without any good reasons will be jailed for months and fined $1000.
8. Coffee-shops will all turn into food-courts.
There'll be cameras all around it so if you put your prawn shells or whatever on the table,
Hehe, you'll clean up the whole food-court!
9. No cutting of queues.
People caught will be fined $100
See whether you still dare to cut queue?
10. Toilets will be sprayed with air fresheners
If you don't know how to do your business properly or dirty the toilet floors,
You'll need to clean up the whole toilet.
I guess thats all!
What I'll do if I'm to be the president one day
1. If anyone spits on our beautiful ground, I'll have the DNA checked. The one who pits will be jailed for a few days due to destroying our beautiful environment.
2. I'll have every school print their worksheets or whatever on both sides of the paper.
Don't waste paper!
Schools who don't abide will not be given the authorities to buy paper for weeks.
3.Those who litter around everywhere instead of the rubbish bins.
Same, I'll check the finger-prints.
Jailed a few days
4.Wear home clothes to school!
On account that it cannot be too revealing.
Students caught will be given detention.
3 detentions and it'll be school uniform for 'ya!
5. Cannot smoke in the public
Pollute the air and cause harm to everybody
People caught will be fined $1000
6. There'll be police dressed up in casual clothings patrolling Singapore to make sure everyone abides by the rules
7. No dangerous objects allowed in public unless you are a chef or police.
People caught with them without any good reasons will be jailed for months and fined $1000.
8. Coffee-shops will all turn into food-courts.
There'll be cameras all around it so if you put your prawn shells or whatever on the table,
Hehe, you'll clean up the whole food-court!
9. No cutting of queues.
People caught will be fined $100
See whether you still dare to cut queue?
10. Toilets will be sprayed with air fresheners
If you don't know how to do your business properly or dirty the toilet floors,
You'll need to clean up the whole toilet.
I guess thats all!
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